Hancho

John has always wondered what he'd look like with facial hair.
The guy he works with (Rick) managed to grow a beard, and he told John that his hair growing abilities were about the same as what John has been able to manage.
Sooo...
John is no longer shaving. Just to see.
He'll shave when he gets another job interview, so it's kind of like he's a baseball player or something.
I told him I don't mind,

As long as I can say, "Your stash is mighty hancho," as much as I want.

Yaaaah. Hancho.